I feel like Woot is setting me up. My BOC is arriving an entire day early. Does that mean the forces that be just couldn’t wait for me to be utterly disappointed??
Martin DVD - Complete First Season
Glitter Witch Costume Size Small
Michigan Bean Bags
Book Of Charms Bracelet
Padlock
Pure Cosmetic Organizer
Jumping Candy
Ear Guards
Woot! Suck It
Coloring Book For Adults
How To Catch An Elf Book
There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Turkey
Woot! Bag
In box:
Green Woot bag
Devil horns with veil
Box of trash bag
Bag of ping pong balls
Woot cell phone squishie
Carolina Panthers Shirt-size small
Baseball player figure
Box of badge holders
Fantastic Beasts book
Star cookie cutters
Expanding sponge
Lotta crap in there!
Thanks for the disappointment Woot!!
Puzzle universe book
Godzilla shirt large
Sparkley collar for tiny dog or new goth bracelet… your call.
Decorative peach
Reusable hooks
Cord
Glow stick
Some sticky poo (BOC noted)
Ornamental yellow jacket trap
Woot I foam
hot wheels DeathStar trench run
And a green woot disappointment bag!
My BOC came an entire day early. Here’s what I received when I believed in my captain! Definitely a mix of crap and some exciting things for my children of the corn.
a hose splitter, fitbit flex bad not the fit bit itself, a hide a key rock, a book, a very broken shamrock necklace, a snack box, scratch art barbie stickers, my daughter is stoked! , A disco light, 36 snoopy in a pumpkin paper cutouts, Jenga type game, a flexible color changing straw with case, a blue woot bag and a medium tennessee polo lol
1 High Speed with Ethernet cable clearly marked Red - with a black cable… I was set up for disappointment. WHY ISN’T IT RED WOOT?
1 NFL Bears family decals - they’re 5 and 1… may be disappointing later… check back in February
1 open box Ghostbusters Mayhem figurine
1 squishy woot stress relieving cell phone - disappointed it’s not a BTS purple Samsung Galaxy s20, but at least I can squish my disappointment away
1 pair of galaxy by Harvix stretch skinny chinos pretty close to my size… wait… galaxy? Woot, were you taunting my disappointment over the lack of a Samsung galaxy again? How did you even know?!
1 fake decorative lime - Why couldn’t it have been an apple?
1 sticky poo - not disappointing. Can’t wait to fling poo at the family
1 book - the tension of opposites
1 pack of sticky page markers
1 plug thing of unknown us
1 Woot bag
1 fancy womens watch by Michael Kors! Its shiiiinnnyyyyy. Not disappointing! Thanks Woot!
Miscellaneous disappointments :
No Badgers. No cages. Except the ones in my mind.
No dog treats.
So my wife’s and my BOC arrived today - Yea!!!, But we need to wait for my son and his fiance to come over for dinner so we can open them up - ohhhh, they can’t make it over until Saturday - NOOOOOOOO!!!
It’s our tradition to open them up together and take a video. Makes for a fun time. This was our last opening. Not sure if I will be able to sleep between now and Saturday.