:w_boc: Post your October 2020 Crap Here!!

Howdy Wooters!

This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during the month of OCTOBER 2020 in the Woot-Off, Prime Store, Happy Hour, or any other place where we might throw them out.


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Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:

  • 3 items
  • A bag if we remember to put it in
  • Abject disappointment

If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.

Order Snafus

You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:

  • We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
  • At best, the ratio of people attempting to available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
  • So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
  • The servers have been known to crash.

To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.

  • If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice. :smiley:
  • If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!” :cry:
  • If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money. :angry:

Remember to post what you get!

Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?

New EASY-TO-REMEMBER link: www.woot.com/postmyboc

That link will always take you to the current BOC thread (assuming I remember to update the link)

Taking your crap and running off with just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.

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So there you have it.

  • Prepare for disappointment
  • Post what you get
  • Earn :heart:

And let the waiting begin
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A Poll!

Tell me what you thought of your Bag o’ Crap!
1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)

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I received the shipping notification for my BOC. 3.50 lbs placeholder weight scheduled to be delivered on Wednesday. I’m already disappointed!

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Same here! 3.5lbs, scheduled for Wednesday.

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commenting so i can post my disappointment later.

His and her’s BOC’s on the way. Both 3.5 lbs and 10/21 arrivals. Let the battle for most crappiest begin!

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3.50 lbs of disappointment arriving today!

I was too lazy to post my Birthday Crap…then I got COVID a week later!

So to avoid getting it again, I will DEFINITELY post my crap this time!

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I DIDNT GET CRAP. SEND ME CRAP PLEASE. TIA

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My Broken Oldsmobile Crankcase just shipped via UPS. Weight is listed at 3.5#. Scheduled Delivery 10/21/20 (MN and things are slower here).

Weight is on the light side, but many years ago I had a burgundy red Oldsmobile Delta 88 I purely loved. I’m hopeful and excited.

3.5 lbs for me, as well. I am Zubi’s complete lack of surprise

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3.50 lbs Placeholder coming from Texas to Chicagoland. Monday expected delivery of disappointment for the whole family to enjoy. Commence girding of loins.

Seems my day is Sunday!

3.5 pounds of crap heading my way Wednesday.

This is the fastest I’ve ever gotten!

Duck bubblegun
Frankenstein book
Navy polo
Bengals flag
Chargers kids hat
Jenga game
Inflatable torch
Some Home Depot crap
A snack container

Thanks, woot!

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Preparing for shipment, no tracking or weight, estimated arrival on the 28th. So that’s… different than everyone else’s so far? Woot?

You don’t get the tracking or weight info until it has actually shipped. And the weight is actually an average of a whole pallet worth of BOCs so yours can be either higher or lower than that from the shipping info. One more part of the surprise.

Mine has shipped… looking forward to sharing the fun!

Anyone else think they were special when they first recieved their “special” transmission? I actually got excited about the BoC for a second. That was one good second.

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Bonus…crappy shipping included.
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