:w_boc: Share your 2023 Craps Here!

Howdy Wooters!

This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during all of 2023**!


disappointment

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Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:

  • 3 items
  • A bag if we remember to put it in
  • Abject disappointment

If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.

Order Snafus

You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:

  • We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
  • At best, the ratio of people attempting to buy available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
  • So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
  • The servers have been known to crash.

To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.

  • If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice. :smiley:
  • If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!” :cry:
  • If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money. :angry:

Remember to post what you get!

Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?

New EASY-TO-REMEMBER link: :w_boc: Share your 2023 Craps Here! - Shenanigans - Woot

That link will always take you to the current BOC thread (assuming I remember to update the link)

Taking your crap and running off with it just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.

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Cat_BOC%20Gif < Bad!!

So there you have it.

  • Prepare for disappointment
  • Post what you get
  • Earn :heart:

And let the waiting begin
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A Poll!

Tell me what you thought of your Bag o’ Crap!
1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

0 voters

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FIRST!

8 Likes

Second

4 Likes

Potato!

:potato:

5 Likes

Happy 2023!

4 Likes

Penguin :penguin:!!!

1 Like

I found it! Now I need BOC! Thznkz

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We’re going to be elbowing through the crowds again (competing for bandwidth and server slots), “any day now”… assuming they come up with a reason for us to visit. It IS a chance to FIX some stuff (IT hygiene maybe) and possibly get some oldies WORKING. And maybe not; we don’t have any insight (or foresight) into current plans - come back in a couple of months, maybe the garden will look better.

4 Likes

:black_cat: :black_cat:

6 Likes

あけましておめでとう Happy New Year GIF by ShibuichiWaika

3 Likes

42

6 Likes

Is this where we post our 01/01/2023 app crap?

Asking Comedy Central GIF by Lights Out with David Spade

4 Likes

I, too, would like to post my 01/01/2023 app crap, but I can’t.

6 Likes

Haven’t eaten that much in 2023

1 Like

Who is gonna get the first crap of 2023?

My condolences.

3 Likes

Um…

5 Likes

New Years Eve GIF

:four_leaf_clover: in 2023

Wishing all good luck and hoping your :w_boc: doesn’t suck, :wink:
:w_boc:s are fun to seek, yet hard to keep,
The challenge of the VOP wait, then on to
the win to anticipate,
A disappointment of sorts, shared with other
woot! cohorts,
Aah the entertaining, elusive :w_boc:,
addicting to play, for you and me…

Happy seeking in 2023!

13 Likes

18th :rofl:

Let’s see that crap Woot!!!

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WOOT I want to get a BIG OL BAG O CRSP TO POST!!

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Yet the last push was not a BOC :rofl:

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