:w_boc: Share your 2024 Craps Here!

Howdy Wooters!

This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during all of 2024**!


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Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:

  • 3 items
  • A bag if we remember to put it in
  • Abject disappointment

If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.

gif courtesy of drgandalf

What’s a BOC? Take a look here.

Order Snafus

You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:

  • We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
  • At best, the ratio of people attempting to buy available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
  • So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
  • The servers have been known to crash.

To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.

  • If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice. :smiley:
  • If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!” :cry:
  • If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money. :angry:

Remember to post what you get!

Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?

New EASY-TO-REMEMBER link: https://www.woot.com/postmyboc

That link will always take you to the current BOC thread (assuming I remember to update the link)

Taking your crap and running off with it just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.

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Cat_BOC%20Gif < Bad!!

So there you have it.

  • Prepare for disappointment
  • Post what you get
  • Earn :heart:

And let the waiting begin
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A Poll!

Tell me what you thought of your Bag o’ Crap!
1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)

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Corn!

:corn:

(Shameless sequel to last year’s potato.)
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May the 2024 crapping commence.

Lance Barber Comedy GIF by CBS

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No crap for me in 2023

Frustrated Jeffrey Tambor GIF

24 Likes

Finally out of BoC jail, ready to be crapped on.
Happy Amazon GIF by Woot!

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Hope everyone gets some great crap for 2024! Can’t wait to see and share the excitement of the reveals.

Mr Hankey Christmas GIF by South Park

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I scored a Break out Champagne yesterday for my birthday! Hoping for a good bag of disappointment!! Will report back once received!

Happy new year everyone!

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New Year, New Crap! :poop::partying_face:

Lets Go Yes GIF by Pudgy Penguins

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Happy New Year GIF

Lets Go Fighting GIF by DINOSALLY

Good luck everyone :four_leaf_clover: :w_boc:

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AWESOME BOC…I won it in the dice game but would have been ok actually paying for this one!
3 pairs of sweatpants that fit me or someone in the house, a skirt/tights combo and charm bracelet that were claimed/stolen instantly, a nice pair of Merrell hiking shoes and a few trinkets. My personal favorite is the new iridescent, color-changing CRAPPI brand shopping bag with bougie-logo in the rear right. Don’t know if the adhesive brick panels were there as part of it or for packing, but they were also included. THANKS Woot!

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Well, Blitzen Ordered Carrots, and they came in the New Year!

As the Crappi bag says, this bag was Crappi. (FYI: I’m spelling it ‘crappi’ all of 2024.)

There is a mix of cute and useless, all of my favorite types of crappi crap.

The monstrous camel plush is a half zip tunic that will be regifted to someone, somewhere . . .

Happy New Year, Woot! Thanks for making my year crappi-tacular!

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BOC ordered 2023 received in 2024.


Everything I could ever hope for.

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What’s a Demon-Box?

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My first ever boc, Blitzen Ordered Carrots, due to be delivered today! I am soooo excited to be disappointed!

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Snagged a Break out Champagne on Jan-01. Looking forward to the delivered disappointment :grin:

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My first ever BOC, ordered 2023 finally picked up from ups today.

A crappi bag, cup of disappointment and 3 plushie things, a pub compas a dad multitool(gift for next year ez), a ‘brush’, a 32x32 pair of pants which i could fit in if i lose almost 100 pounds(maybe by 2026), and a folding drone.

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BRING ON CHAMPAGNE

Look out! Your order has shipped!

Hey

Good news! Your Woot order XXXXX from Monday, January 1, 2024 is now on its way. One package completes your order.

Estimated delivery Wednesday, January 10 by 9:00 P.M.

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Order #XXXXXXXX is up, up and away… Which is my Break Out Champagne…yet the email title is an order for PowerBlock EXP Adjustable Dumbbell Set Stage 1, 2 or 3. I mean if that’s in there…great…I guess. But it better be my BOC. It’s the ONLY thing I’ve ordered online in 2024. Jut saying. Happy New Year and crap to all!

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