:w_boc: Post your September 2020 Crap Here!!

Howdy Wooters!

This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during the month of SEPTEMBER 2020 in Digital Crap or Woot-Off or any other place where we might throw them out.


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Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:

  • 3 items
  • A bag if we remember to put it in
  • Abject disappointment

If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.

Order Snafus

You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:

  • We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
  • At best, the ratio of people attempting to available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
  • So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
  • The servers have been known to crash.

To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.

  • If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice. :smiley:
  • If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!” :cry:
  • If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money. :angry:

Remember to post what you get!

Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?

New EASY-TO-REMEMBER link: www.woot.com/postmyboc

That link will always take you to the current BOC thread (assuming I remember to update the link)

Taking your crap and running off with just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.

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Cat_BOC%20Gif < Bad!!

So there you have it.

  • Prepare for disappointment
  • Post what you get
  • Earn :heart:

And let the waiting begin
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A Poll!

Tell me what you thought of your Bag o’ Crap!
1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)

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  • 5

0 voters

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Disappointment is definitely a given!

5 Likes

Maybe an angry bobcat or mimic!

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If you ask nicely, maybe @Narfcake will send a bobcat to you.

2 Likes

Phhhbt.

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Have you started working on Cats, Bobcats, and Office Chairs: A Cautionary Tale?

I officially give the job to you.

My box of crap came and it was so crappy and glorious at the same time. I got a bride to be crown which is ironic as I’ve been with the same bf for 9 years, 4 kids, no proposal lmao. I shall cherish this crap and the random crap I can’t use I know someone who definitely can! The corona masks are always useful when you live in a mask mandated area! The boxers are my boyfriend’s size and he absolutely loves these silky feeling kind, he’s going to be so happy lol. I have 4 kids so I will definitely put the magnetic picture frames to good use! The retirement home I works at has a beautiful piano and they’d love this book to learn Christmas songs! I honestly don’t think there’s anything in here we won’t use except maybe the fantastic beasts book, sorry to disappoint you woot but I’m not disappointed lol. Thank you for making my shitty week into a crap on instead lol! Also won this in August but it came september so I’m posting here.

7 Likes

pretty excited about this charger!

5 Likes

Place holder for BOC I just won.

Will post pics.

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I GOT A TACO BOWL MAKER!!! And some other crap. Abe Lincoln book, a crappy Woot bag, zipties, etc. Yay me.

6 Likes

642 things to draw will probably keep you entertained for a long time :w_happy1:

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If shipping wasn’t so much I’d send all my crap to you and your 4 kids so you could be just as excited about it too.

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Waiting for my box of crap from the digital app puzzle game. Will update post soon!

Update: 12.40lbs. Maybe legit or a placeholder?

Update: Should be getting it today! Wish me luck! :slight_smile:

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12.40 lbs label created (!)
Should I worry?

  • Yes
  • Definitely

0 voters

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@ThunderThighs how do I manage to get a crap ton more of that little roll of colored tape? We are doing a project for my kids online school background wall :joy:

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my snail says hello fellow wooters :rofl:

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Not sure? But there’s all kinds of rainbow tape on Amazon. This might be a cheap route for a school project:

https://www.amazon.com/Rainbow-Masking-Decorative-Horizontal-Pattern/dp/B07MZF3H3G/

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Holy crap washi tape for days :heart:

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12.4lbs crew here too. Probably just the standard label for this batch or something. But my last bag was plenty heavy (USB hub, hefty surge protector etc) and had a 5lbs label so… Guessing we’re all getting our own library. :books: :books: :books:

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Which is even scarier, since this is probably the average weight of all boxes shipped. I guess we will all get our own library like @Schlitty mentioned :joy:

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