I don’t think I’ve ever heard of seersucker sheets?? Seems like they’d be really uncomfortable 
Right!!! Exactly my thought
No thread count and 100% polyester? Can’t imagine these breathe much at all.
BOSS: Hey employees, we need a name for these sheets.
EMPLOYEE 1: How about dream sheets ?
BOSS: Eh, overused.
EMPLOYEE 2: What about NocSheets?
BOSS: Huh?
EMPLOYEE 2: As in “Nocturnal”!!
BOSS: Too complicated.
EMPLOYEE 3: (In corner) Seersucker.
BOSS: (After a long pause) What?
EMPLOYEE 3: I want them to be called seersucker sheets.
BOSS: (long pause 2x) THATS BRILLIANT I LOVE IT THAT WILL BE THE NAME FROM HERE ON OUT!!! Yay!
I always thought that seersucker was, by definition, cotton. I can’t imagine polyester would be remotely comfortable.
I’d hate to see the “sheet/pillow” lines upon waking up. I imagine they are like falling asleep on someone’s summer suit; oof
Polyester sheets don’t have a thread count. That’s for cotton.
Polyester? Is that correct? I don’t think it’s seersucker unless it’s cotton.
Agreed. Seersucker - Wikipedia