Sell me a bidet!

My BB-1000 which I got 5 years ago from woot finally bit the dust and I need a new one….when are the open box BioBidets coming back?! I’ve seen them a multiple times this year and I need to get a Christmas present for myself

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we’ll take a look for some scratch and dent bidets out back and let you know

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I guess I’m due for an upgrade, send me money and I’ll stick mine in a box and send it. I’m guessing it can be cleaned up. I’m guessing, because I’m not gonna try.

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sick toilet GIF by Rabbids

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That model looks like it could be fun! What is it called?

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The Tickler

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I once got an previously opened no-name bidet attachment in a BOC. I’m pretty sure it’s still sitting around here somewhere. Maybe you could try looking in the pile the BOCs are coming from to see if you can pull another one out for @zanyanticse?

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i don’t think we have stuff that big

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I’ll take 3! New, used I don’t care!

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I’m looking for one of the electric ones that warm the water and dry you off too, they’re pretty big. Don’t think they would be included in one of those

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Yeah, the one that showed up in my BOC was a tiny one with no other functionality. I just thought it was funny to suggest Dave pull out a junk one like the one that showed up in my BOC since he was talking about looking for scratch and dent bidets.

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Sorry to hear about your woe with your behind cleaner. I have some good news though. There might be some over the weekend if the calendar doesn’t change (it does… a lot). And different ones (the one you have), the week after that.

:toilet:

:crossed_fingers:

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It’s a Christmas Miracle!

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:raised_hands:

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Bidet On Christmas

Ooh

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Hope it’s not a DIY bidet!

Fail Car Wash GIF

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corn GIF

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The first heated bidets did not have pressure regulation


@daveinwarshington We’re still looking for Uncle Henry

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Ooo I see the horizon is on now…I’m tempted to pull the trigger! Do you know if the BB-2000 will be coming soon?

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