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If they can’t figure out an umbrella then we check them into assisted living, or shoot them, whichever is cheaper.
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Well, my elderly patients know full well how to operate an umbrella, but the arthritic ones simply cannot struggle against strong wind gusts. What kind of health care model are you proposing that would put arthritic people in assisted living?