:w_box_o_crap: Share your 2024 Craps Here!

Easy up canopy?

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My BOC was purdy dang disappointing, WHY DO I KEEP BUYING these CRAPPY returns??? I received the following—READ TO THE END,its worth it…

Bag to carry the crap, Rossetta 4 in 1 Star Projector (Looks Used well), a Smoke & CO2 Detector (probably won’t work & we will burned or be CO Poisoned to death), a 240 Pack of Bounce Dryer Sheets, a Gadole Heated Neck Stretcher (probably has sweat and dead skin all over it),
one Apple Air Tag Loop (actually still sealed, WOWSERS), Handy Helper brand Stacking funnels and strainer (still secured together…new?), Six crafting sponge brushes (still sealed, WOW), one Galaxy, Powder Blue,Large, moisture wicking shirt (still sealed and new…double WOW), one Go Away Ice, WOOT Ice Scraper (just in time for summer), one ECR4Kids the Surf Cushion, Seat Cushion for the Surf Portable Lap Desk(still sealed in plastic (triple WOW!!!)

Lastly…
Litmustes Tire Inflator Portable Air Compressor-MINUS everything you need besides the pump!!!
Luckily…well unluckily for Camille… WOOT left the address label of the person who returned it to WOOT/AMAZON, SO Camille is going to be getting random letters asking for he/him/her/they/them to please return the hose, charge cable and nozzle adapters. (who returns stuff and doesn’t return everything!!) Come on people !! You know who you are Camille!!

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After seeing the content of some recent BOC’S, there were 2 things that I was really hoping for in mine. 1.) The Woot Ducky and 2.) The FurReal Dinos for my kids. Well look what happened when my Blooms of Corpseflower arrived!! Even had some bonus tap lights in there! Thanks so much Woot! (The dinos did come with the little ice creams…but who knows where my kids put them by now :rofl:)

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My Big Ol’ Churros finally arrived today, after doing some USPS bounce around. What crappy contents await me?

1x For a good time WOOT bag (this time in blue)
1x package of Hanging Strips
1x package of Wiggly Eyes ( I can use these at DragonCon)
1x Car Phone Mount (got one of these in my last BoC, this one actually has everything unlike last time)
1x Drone (My mother has been wanting one)
1x black case that should contain a drone (missing parts including the essential part of the drone)
1x Sound bar (I didn’t have one, so yay)

Overall, the good outweighs the crap. A success, I suppose?

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My 2nd BOC…Butter of Cheerfulness…unlike the typical elusive BOC, this will probably go down in history as the easiest BOC ever obtained. I think it remained up for sale for 45 minutes during the April Woot! Off. Love the Woot swag, not sure what to do with the breastmilk storage bags and have not checked to see if everything works.

  • Woot Bag - perfect for shopping
  • Woot ice scraper - send to the family in WI
  • Breastmilk storage bags - not sure what to do with
  • 3-in-1 portable magnetic charger - can definitely use
  • LED Light - add to the hurricane kit
  • Smoke & Carbon Monoxide detector - possible addition to the garage
  • nose & ear trimmer - definite uses (sorry hubby)
  • waterpik - already have one but need to investigate further
  • motorola android auto - sorry, apple household, possible donate
  • handheld vacuum - made in china so not surprised it was a return
  • “doctor dolphin” inflatable - initially confusing as there is no picture of what it is and instructions say to fill with 60-70% water and the rest air. After unrolling it looks like an ‘inflatable’ punching bag. might toss it out by the pool
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An inflatable punching bags seems pretty cool!

Fight Club Punching GIF by Chick Fight

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Big old Churros…We got nearly the same thing…except…all the box items were open n some way, parts strewn all over…and no box 4 the headphones :rofl: and the box was labeled 6/650 :astonished:

Disappointement acheived! Cant wait 2 get the next (last?) 1 :rofl:

Thumbs up on the googly eyes and woot rubber ducky!

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It finally arrived Friday, 2 weeks after I got it. will post when I can

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Finally received my Brie or Camembert after it got lost in the mail.

  1. my fav woot bag to date!!!
  2. knock-off Michael Kors purse
  3. woot! Rubber ducky
  4. two chopsticks trainers
  5. battery powered magnetic lights
  6. baby bottle warmer

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Ohh that brown bag woot bag now I have more questions cause that’s the first I have seen this boc going away is making me question everything :face_with_peeking_eye: but I hope for that in hopefully next boc I get….

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Blooms of Corpseflower

Just a meh boc this time.

Chopstick cheaters
Googley eyes
Card game expansion pack
Welding curtain
Greentainer
*not pictured is a drone my son took to try, but it was broken like others who recently posted they got a drone

Woot gear - I got a duck! That was worth it :partying_face:

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Googly eyes (best part of the box imo!)

An r/c stunt car that I didn’t try out yet, but it will probably get given to my nephew whenever he’s old enough to not just ram it into a cat on purpose

A mostly broken tile thing that said “mom are like buttons, they hold everything together” that my mom found very funny and still hasn’t thrown out, but she did use a sharpie to correct the grammar and add “not like this tile!”

A slightly cracked ice scraper that may break in two the moment it encounters significant ice

Three pregnancy tests in a slightly mooshed box

100 vinyl exam gloves in a different slightly mooshed box

Two tap lights that could not possibly be more cheaply built

A bunch of empty gacha capsules or something(?)

And a fanny pack that was labeled “belt bag” but we all know what they are called

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Love the WOOT bag!!!

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The ? totes came in BoCs a couple years ago. I don’t know if they’re reissuing them or if the warehouse peeps found a really old one. My favorite has always been the black tote with “Confidential Crap” in yellow text. Anyone asks what’s in the bag, “It’s confidential.”

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YOU GUYS MY BLOOM OF CORPSEFLOWERS IS GREAT.

I got some weird branded laptop- but it doesn’t matter because i wanted one for my kids homeschooling so if it was pricey i would be worried about them breaking it. :grin::grin::grin: it is such a blessing. I am thanking God for Woot! :heart:

The pandora bracelet is awesome, and the shoes are a mens size 11.

Also, do you see my little tomatos? From my garden. Only cost me like a bijillion dollars in water. But they are organic.:grin::joy:

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A wild BOC appears!

What lays within…?

Thought it’d be fun to try to ID stuff, since this was such a random assortment:

  • Pereysi 1000W ceramic heater (~$22 on mothership)
  • One Piece posters (couldn’t find a 1:1 listing anywhere, but my best guess is this one? ~$16)
  • PUPCA Pet Grooming Vacuum Kit - as a note this one was very clearly used and sticky :sob: Did come with a boatload of attachments. Sadly can’t use for my cats, who will actually probably murder me in my sleep if I try to vacuum them clean…but the idea is funny! (~$140)
  • Stretchee key covers - pretty handy for me since I have way too many keys! (~$8)
  • Krafter’s Korner wiggly eyes (couldn’t find much info, but seems to go for ~$4). 150pcs is plenty to decorate the house!
  • C&C blue light blocking glasses - unfortunately as a blind bat I can’t really use these even for fashion. Seems to be a dropshipping thing that you can order for $0.55 a piece in bulk?
  • simplehuman K trash bags x 20, goes for about ~$14 on mothership. Don’t have one of these bins but I’ll take fancy rubbish bags!
  • First Response Early Result Pregnancy Test - also opened, but didn’t seem used. Not sure what I’ll do with a pergnat test as a lesbian but maybe there’s some other use?? (~$13)
  • Woot ducky (very cute, 10/10)
  • tote bag

T’was indeed a BOC and while I don’t know of the utility of most of it (I mean, I’m not going to say no to a gregnancy test and googly eyes…) it was fun to score and funner to unbox, and I feel oddly compelled to try again in 31 days :pleading_face: That said, I do wish it didn’t come wet and sticky (I know, phrasing) - was a bit of a shocker while unboxing before I realized what it was. The odd stickiness in the box + the pregante test had me a little spooked at first, hah!

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Congratulations!!!

Excited Clap GIF by Chippy the Dog

On your FIRST :w_boc: bloom of

Corpse Flower GIF by gifnews

:four_leaf_clover:Good luck :four_leaf_clover: on your quest for your next :w_boc: disappointment :w_happy2:

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I forgot all about the confidential crap! I never got one of those :cry:

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Do the dinosaurs come with a remote? Asking for a friend. :thinking: Not gonna lie, I kind of want a set of those dinosaurs even though my kid is WAY past the age for them. Why, you ask? Because I have these deer that like to come through my flower beds at night at the lake cabin and mow down roughly $200 worth of perennials every freaking year! Even the allegedly “deer resistant” varieties. (Word to the wise, NO they’re not.) I’d like to strategically position these dinosaurs in the garden and scare the living crap out of those deer so they leave my plants ALONE already! Move on down to the neighbors who only come to the cabin one weekend a month and eat their plants! :rofl:

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Okay, I NEED!!! that brown ? Woot bag. NEED.IT.

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