Basic Ordinary Calculations
Does this feature in that dream where you think you’re late to class, but you’re 40?
Big 'ol Calculator
This is the one I use to do all my meth.
Billions Of Calculations?
I can remember having to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house to get a calculator for college.
At least, woot! isn’t selling slide rulers.
Yet.
I have a store near me that sells abacuses. I have been tempted to get one many, many times
If for no other reason, but as a conversation piece! 
YES!! Paid well over $100 for a TI in the 70’s…
“When you’re in the REAL world, you won’t have a calculator all the time.”
- Mrs. Broderick, my awful math teacher
Exactly how much meth do you do?? 
Yup. We got the same lecture. If only she knew about the Google. I don’t need the calculator or the phone function on my phone. I have, The Google.
Lmao I actually use this calculator all the time and lost mine 
I was excited
I use a rechargeable solar calculator. I get out in the sun an hour a day to recharge my brain.
If it doesn’t play Drug Wars or Snake I’m not interested.
Got a few that were so cheap that the solar panel is fake
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