The Woot of it all a Haiku

Woot Bargains
maybe a wondrous crap
Changing like fall winds

Categories tell
The name may mislead your quest
Sports are intimate

Gems come from crap
Crap comes from gourmet goodies
Woot one stop shop

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A haiku is five
syllable’s then by seven
more ending in five

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if we get to 100 haikus someone gets a free BOC

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To get crap one must
Ramble and ramble again
For disappointment

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they only count if they are not replies to me

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davejlives has rules
They don’t make sense to be sure
Crappy, crappy rules

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Another letter
To make a haiku complete
maybe add a ment

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Oh Alas the pain
To haiku or to abstain
Give me crap again

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How many for each
Person counts to a limit
For needed haikus

@davejlives

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Cause I can come up
With all the needed haikus
All on my lonesome

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HEY WHAT DID I SAY

NO DIRECT REPLIES TO ME

THOSE HAIKUS DON’T COUNT

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On the second one
additional syllable
needed, picky me

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Which ones?

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First it was a bag
Full of disappointing stuff
Now a sturdy box

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tagging me on these
is not the right thing to do
i tend to get mad

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My bad

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hey it’s ok man
we all get along at woot
'cept for that one thread

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Oh the B. O. C.
Is needed by you and me
Woot swag is the key

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Do not reply to
Business cat, he’s touchy
Meow meow, man

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What a really fun
thread I love haiku’s the most
they are the bestes

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