@davejlives Where are you? You ruined the birthday party then disappeared. Come out and play! We forgive you.
What…uhhh @wootevil is this?
Is it a thigh-master?
I think it’s a thigh-master.
I have seen these used in videos. All recipients seem to enjoy the outcome.
So it’ll give me Jane Fonda thighs? Sweet!
Her thighs now or when she was snitching on POWs?
The attachments look like the same ones that came with my dust buster.
Well not now… I’m not sure she’s still alive.
That’s a weird looking handle. Does it magical healing powers like those pyramid stones?
It’s part of Stargate.
Hi, yes can someone please buy this for me? My back hurts and this would help. And I spent all my money on crack cocaine so I can’t buy it myself. Alternatively if you don’t want to buy this for me, just buy me some crack cocaine. ciao.


I knew it was a thigh-master.
I love a good set of thighs
At urgent care for a splinter
where is the splinter?
Do i want to know?
