There once was a man from Nantucket...

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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I once knew a man from Nantucket, and let me tell you, the stories about him were greatly exaggerated.

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Was his name Kirby Puckett?

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Did he try to sell you a bucket?

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Back when I was a kid, I heard people made rhymes about the man from Nantucket but I didn’t understand the limerick format. So my brilliant brain thought up this:

There once was a man from Nantucket
The poor man, he lived in a bucket
And the bucket was so small, you see
That it left him no room to pee

Things I need to remember I will likely forget. But this has stayed in my brain for decades.

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Did he get his duck wet?

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Go onnnn!
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#3 No.

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Gary Puckett and the Union Gap?
:musical_score: :musical_note: :notes:
Ah-Huh!

That missed his daughter and painted his nails in memory of her locket.

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…so, he moved to Martha’s Vineyard.

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Ahhh, an unfinished limerick. Andrew Dice Clay comes to mind. Only slightly bucket-less. OH!

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Whom had a hole in his bucket, dear Liza…

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See, every day! For 50 years I thought it was Pawtucket!

Probably because I have relatives in Nantucket, now that I think about it…

ONCE? I’m sure that there’s been a lot more men from Nantucket than just ONE! There’s more than 5,000 men in Nantucket, RIGHT NOW!

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True story: I’ve never heard the story.

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