Who the hell thought anyone needed a goddamn touch screen and electronics for a goddamn toaster???
You literally put my exact thoughts into words 
. Opened the comments section to say the same thing but am glad to see it was already said 
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Well, we used to have fully Alexa-integrated voice control, but then she started moaning when you put the bread inside, so they had to scrap the entire thing and go back to the previous technological iteration.
This is almost as bad as the Alexa enabled microwave Amazon tried a few years ago.
y’all ARE silly, mine just arrived a couple days ago and honest review? Its slick and Kool, if you enjoy a dumb toaster then tit for tat, I enjoy it and it makes my family smile and laugh because it is kinda stupid but at the same time very efficient and fun
All that technology and you still have to manually push the lever down!
Durability and functionality most important to me for a toaster. Curious to see how it holds up through a power surge.
Cheapest microwave I ever bought and works great. I never have to set the time because it picks it to from the wifi.
Full justification right here!