Keep on truckin’, turducken!

What does the Turducken say?

Quobble, quobble quobble?

Vintage punk poultry doing its own thing

Didn’t this shirt just print a few days ago? :stuck_out_tongue:

I know what the fox would say… yum yum yum!

Excellent timing – for Thanksgiving next year.

Needs more bacon.

“Hateful day when I received life!’ I exclaimed in agony. 'Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made fowl beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemlance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.” - Mary Shelley’s Turduckenstein

Yes everything is better with bacon!

Sure wish woot would have thought maybe people would want this shirt BY THANKSGIVING. Current listed shipping options don’t include “$7 - Go back in time.” Yes, I would rather not have to plan a year in advance.

Will the winning Christmas shirt be released on 12/25?

True that.

Excellent timing.


Turducken makes a fabulous Christmas dinner. Trust me.

Are we changing the saying You are what you eat to You wear what you eat?

Indeed it does.

This shirt alone makes me sleepy.

Poultry, poultry and poultry,
layered with multiple stuffings.


Well I wasn’t going to buy it… But it’s on AA!!! adds to cart

Hint Hint… More AA!

Dangnabbit, you beat me to it!

I gather, with all that meat and protein it probably makes a very low, muscular, militant sort of sound, sort of like a bull frog, if bull frog was Conan the Barbarian.