Itâs not a question of where he grips it! Itâs a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a bowling ball.
Ummm.
But that is clearly not an unladen swallow.
That swallow is visibly laden.
I get the joke, and itâs funny, but not ready for all of the âhow does an unladen swallow deliver the mail?â questions Iâll get.
Unless he delivers it digitally, like some sort of Johnny Mnemonic swallow. Could that be considered âladenâ as well? I digress.
Look at it sell! Perfect Woot design.
(I love your super complex designs but these simpler ones are really connecting at the moment - always good to see a kg shirt either way)
This seems like a great design for a toteâŚ
My thoughts exactly.
But that is clearly not an unladen swallow.
That swallow is visibly laden.
I see the confusion here. The USPS swallows are unladen when they come to the customer for pickup. Clearly, after pickup, they are laden.
Yay! Thanks for the print woot! 
So does the name of the company change after pick-up? USPS to LSPS, based on whether they are carrying packages? That image is clearly a laden swallow, or some sort of bird, I wonât squabble about that.
Maybe the term laden is not referring to the load, but the WORRY_FREE motto of the service. âOur birds are laden, so you wonât beâŚâ Unladen your self of all your shipping worries and troubles.
How can they be out of so many sizes already? Donât they print these as needed?
The hoodies and long sleeved tees only come in unisex sizes (at the bottom of the pulldown)
Perhaps if two swallows carried the bowling ball on a line âŚ
I think amazon should call their delivery drones âswallowsâ
What happens when the swallow carries a (mail) bin? Does it become bin laden?
If it carries a mail bin to Baghdad, does it become bin laden al baghdadi?
Ni!
Do they use African or European swallows?
They could never deliver anything. Otherwise they would be laden. False advertising.