Wedding Dress for Bride Aline

UGH YOU

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IM MAKING MORE ACCOUNTS NOW GOODLUCK DEMON

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I cannot believe people complain and yeet poptarts when we get a little sidetracked around here.

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I find it really entertaining. Much like messing with @Williamdavi. Has he used up all that lotion yet? He still seems dry and angry.

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I guess lotion isnā€™t enough. What else should we try?

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@Williamdavi What date are you getting married?

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Find something and start a fund.

Iā€™ll gladly purchase it and have it sent to him.

(Iā€™ll even purchase this wedding dress for him if you raise enough for it.)

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But what? What would sooth a cranky hyperactive sugar crusted penny hoarder? And let him know we care about his wellbeing and think heā€™s uhhh great.

Edit: the dress is sold out.

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Thatā€™s up to you to figure out.

Phooey.

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Help me.

What soothes you?

That would only tell you what NOT to get.

Woot needs to sell more wedding attire and after dark items. @davejlives could hold internet weddings.

UNCLE WOOTYā€™S WEDDINGS AND WEEKEND ACCESSORIES

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Fish oil?

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Is that oil to use for a fish, or oil from a fish?

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Iā€™m not certain of the specifics. Should I ask my fish?

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To save on expenses he should be doing it the same day you marry his dad. You can have a penny themed wedding.

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That would be awkward for his mom though.

Yes.

Because now Iā€™m worried about other kinds of oil.

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He wouldnā€™t tell me. Just demanded food and swam away. His little sister didnā€™t have an answer either.