UGH YOU
IM MAKING MORE ACCOUNTS NOW GOODLUCK DEMON
I cannot believe people complain and yeet poptarts when we get a little sidetracked around here.
I find it really entertaining. Much like messing with @Williamdavi. Has he used up all that lotion yet? He still seems dry and angry.
I guess lotion isnāt enough. What else should we try?
Find something and start a fund.
Iāll gladly purchase it and have it sent to him.
(Iāll even purchase this wedding dress for him if you raise enough for it.)
But what? What would sooth a cranky hyperactive sugar crusted penny hoarder? And let him know we care about his wellbeing and think heās uhhh great.
Edit: the dress is sold out.
Thatās up to you to figure out.
Phooey.
Help me.
What soothes you?
That would only tell you what NOT to get.
Woot needs to sell more wedding attire and after dark items. @davejlives could hold internet weddings.
UNCLE WOOTYāS WEDDINGS AND WEEKEND ACCESSORIES
Fish oil?
Is that oil to use for a fish, or oil from a fish?
Iām not certain of the specifics. Should I ask my fish?
To save on expenses he should be doing it the same day you marry his dad. You can have a penny themed wedding.
That would be awkward for his mom though.
Yes.
Because now Iām worried about other kinds of oil.
He wouldnāt tell me. Just demanded food and swam away. His little sister didnāt have an answer either.