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We're testing slogans. Vote for your fave:

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I personally prefer:

“A B0C in every house.”

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Plenty of shenanigans going on

Super Troopers Shut Up GIF by Searchlight Pictures

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Sarcastic GIF

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I think that " Got any better ones? Suggest some! " would make a great slogan! :cowboy_hat_face:

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Loop Consume GIF

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discover schitts creek GIF by CBC

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Woot, don’t apologize in your slogan. Just be upfront. We are here not because you are the best but you are the okayest among retailers. Pull up a chair.

Disgusted Season 3 GIF by Paramount+

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Get some.

Get Some Kristen Bell GIF by Team Coco

As in, “Get some marketing folks to take care of this.”

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Sad Disappointment GIF by Angry Birds

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cash money GIF

Woot until you shoot your WAD of cash…

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Amazon-Я-Us

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Turn Around Doctor Apply GIF by Dr. Donna Thomas Rodgers

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Dumpster Diving

workaholics cat GIF by Comedy Central

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Here’s some totally original ones that I definitely thought up all on my own:

Just buy it.

Sold different.

I’m buying it.

It’s finger cramping good.

Have it our way.

America runs on consumerism.

For everything else, there’s Amazon.

Once you BOC, you just can’t stop.

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The Deals You Need on the Stuff You Don’t!

(MM me on where to send the royalties…)

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We got this crap in the bag

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Our monkeys have run amok!

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  • Refurbished With YOU In Mind!

  • Woot! ~ The Last Stop Before the Landfill.

  • No One Has To Know…

  • The Top Deals On The Second Best!

  • Where The Box Is The Best Part Of The Buy!

Cat Unpacking GIF by dasherzallerliebste

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