What do I do with all this cr*p?

I’ve been very lucky over the years to score several BOCs. Great, right? Now what do I do with all the cr*p I don’t need? I’ve got over two dozen cell phone covers for models I don’t have, baby stuff, gizmos, gadgets, etc., etc., etc. Now what? What does everyone else do with this stuff? I’ve donated to Salvation Army and other places. Any other ideas? (No garage sales if I want to stay married.)

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Occasionally, I offer to send boxes of stuff to other Wooters in exchange for shipping cost (or most of it).

But that’s just me.

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He’s threatened to send me more of his crap accumulations. I run away as fast as I can.

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Wise move. I’m weak and have agreed more than once and I will never be the same.

Actually, he packs some good stuff. Mostly.

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I’ve got a mountain of boxes of crap. Sorted into items of a similar nature. Every so often I remember something and give it to somebody.

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The best thing I’ve done so far was to build BOCs for co-workers and family members one Christmas. I had fun, but I’m not sure that the non-Wooters appreciated it. They were wrong, of course.

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After filling all the donation sites with crap, giving to friends and family until they shun me, I’ve found the perfect way.
Just put it all in a box that you’ve removed your name and fingerprints, throw it in the doorways of random strangers and run.
Seems to work for me.

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Or maybe leave them randomly at airports, bus stops, and train stations! What a fun surprise!

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I thought we were supposed to mail it back to @davejlives to “recycle.”

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RE-BOC

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You were here for the reverse bag of crap livestream and all the hilarity that shall not be named. I think it should happen again. WE NEED MORE LIVESTREAMS!!

giphy

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We all need more @notmatty in a velvet robe reading ‘enhanced’ romance books to us. It would be acceptable to have a few DJL commercial breaks where he wears a blazer with shoulder pads and sells us RE-BOCs.

Yes. We need this. It’s the only thing that will get us through the rest of the 2020s.

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I got 2-3 of his boxes in the last month alone lol

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To be fair, you paid for the first one, and last weeks box was Woot swag.

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Like this:

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true

using the new apple watch band, thanks!

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And you are still here to tell the tale. I admire your fortitude, mb.

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my husband asked “why is he sending you all his woot crap” hahaha

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Tell her the part where your husband was unjustly paranoid regarding my closet.

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Dude, your closets are terrifying. I’ve long believed they contain portals or have some kind of extra-dimensional aspect to them.

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