Usually the juice…or the Goose.
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DBS (deadly but silent) is easy to pass off but noisy, simply reply with, “Did you hear those ducks?”
TMI - Now with an ileostomy, I can no longer tell secrets but I also cannot be blamed the retched gag inducing smell. Now I have the luxury of calling out the family. We all know I didn’t do it, so who was it??
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Actually have two local paper mills. So they are likely to blame. I also have a a chemical company behind my house which often reeks as well.
All that being said I don’t shy away from confession.
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Always on the dog, even though we don’t have one.
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The rain, obviously.
I’m 51 years old, obviously.
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I blame it on the bossa nova.
I’m older than 51 obviously.
But to be honest, it usually IS the dog.
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Gravity, per The Old 97’s.
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The kid.
Mud duck or someone stepped on a duck
Funny paper mill was an answer. I’ve been in the printing industry over 40 years and for the first time ever supply chain issues are hitting us hard. The paper mills can’t keep up with demand, especially with envelopes. We’re telling our clients they may have to wait 2-3 months to get product; maybe longer. This is for what typically would be 2-3 week orders. Our paper supplier told me earlier this week that he has 53,000,000 envelopes on backorder … waiting on the mill.
So it is definitely the paper mill … or whoever is behind all this pulling the strings!
seems odd not to blame it on @davejlives.
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Tito
LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
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Sorry … stepped on a lizard.