What do you blame "it" on?
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I feel like you missed an opportunity to blame “it” on the rain.
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Exactly what I came here to say.
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yeah, yeah
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Southeastern Barking Spider
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I ALWAYS blame “it” on the screaming, flying monkey.
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Depends. When I’m in the car with my family I like to turn up the music, lock the windows, and turn on the heater before unleashing an olfactory assault. Then it becomes a waiting game. Suddenly choruses of “Who did that?” and “My eyes are bleeding!” fill the car, along with the sound of window buttons being clicked in vain. I stll deny it was me, of course.
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Yes, I blame my sweet, innocent, kitty.
She’ll even look guilty, when you call
her out!
Then I’ll give her a treat, so she
doesn’t get PTSD… 
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…the rain​:musical_note: (in my best Milli Vanilli voice)
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“They must be paving the street; I smell asphalt”
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The dog clears a room. Most human farts can’t be blamed on her.
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I’ve had to give up spicy food since I no longer have a dog.
While the neighbors are good about letting me get my puppy fix, Texas chili at 6 a.m. is a bit much.
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Is this an Amber Heard reference?
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I have a medical condition, I can’t help it.
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I usually blame these guys;
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Rio
The boogie.
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