I’m not interested in Florida anymore! I used to love the Naples/Marco area but it’s not the same anymore. Too crowded,
expensive and rude.
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I am a Florida Man, and for half the year, the state animal is the Snow Bird. They migrate from as far north as Canada 
. In the wise words of Rick Moranis and Geddy Lee, they should, “take off, eh!”
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It’s @daveinwarshington, he now lives in FL
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When asked for comment, Florida Man said:
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No-see-ums, wolf spiders and mole crickets!
First time I saw a mole cricket… 
I did not know what the heck that was that crawled fast and dug faster!!!
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Also, let’s not forget Skunk Apes!
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Not sure but I am fairly confident this is from the NOVA documentary about Florida Man on PBS’s website.
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Still not sure which answer was true, but the choices were on point. 
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Catfish
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The State Bird is the Mosquito
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No palmetto bug? Kissing bug? I mean, sure, I hear you on the mosquito, no doubt, but there are plenty of other appropriate choices in the insect category. I can see why you wouldn’t want the poll choices to run a page and half long though.
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Really. How many actual Floridians have you actually met, that you make that statement? Asking for a friend.
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Pensacola is basically Alabama with lottery tickets!! Ba ha!! Too funny. Very true. We do call ourselves ‘L.A’ around here… ‘Lower Alabama’. I love Matt Mitchell.
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I hit mosquito, then realized it is the state bird, not animal. My mistake
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Lived in FL, moved and hated how shitty and crap of a state it is and was and will be if it doesn’t get flooded.
Despite all it’s income due to tourism people suffer poverty, absolute lack of Healthcare, drug epidemic, and there is rampant corruption. Don’t even get me started on the racism from all the races, everybody racist to other people and even their own race.
Radios slapped though, even school busses had decent radio channels to choose from.
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While the Panther is the official answer, ALL of the others are in greater abundance. By Far!
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