Which is the best worst joke?
New Woot.
Dad jokes
Poor, silent monkeys.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a missionary in the woods?
Three items and disappointment. I see what you did there.
No monkey chat again?
Are they okay?
What did little Johnny do with his first 50 cent piece? He married her!

To steal one from yesterday, "Do you want to listen to country and/or western? Cause we have both. "

βOther than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?β
When you hit the buy button for the BOC and all you get is the VOP
Woot staff:

Q: What do you call a mother cow after giving birth?
A: De-calf-inated
What do you call a bull that swallowed a bomb?
Abominable
What do you say after the bomb explodes?.
Noble
Two potatoes standing on the street corner. Which one is the prostitute? Itβs the one with the sticker that says Idaho

Monkeys on a writers strike
Woot there it is