You’ve asked for it.
You’ve cried for it.
You demanded it.
And now it’s here for you to complain about! That’s right, it’s WOOT! AFTER DARK!!
Please peruse our selection of decidedly adult-themed products, and rest assured that if you SHOULD choose to purchase one, you’ll have your order shipped to you in a bright pink box with “ASK ME ABOUT MY PURCHASE OF AN ADULT PRODUCT” written on all sides.
No, we kid! It will probably come to you in a regular Amazon box. Just like the millions of other unmentionable products that are ordered from ecommerce sites the world over.
Also, we’re happy to finally offer these kinds of products, so please…and we’ll only say this once…don’t post explicit stuff. Otherwise we won’t get to pull this off again. And we all want a happy ending.
Enjoy! 
