Woot! Birthday Mystery Boxes: 6/13/24

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Welcome to Woot’s Mystery Boxes!

In celebration of our birthday, we bought a WHOLE LOT OF GOODIES, had them shipped to the Dallas warehouse, then we divided up everything and packed assortments into 20 large (approx. 3 feet x 3 feet x 2 feet) boxes. And now we’re gonna sell them to the highest lowest bidders!

What do I do?

Watch the Mystery Box sale page on June 13, 2024 at 1pm CT. We’ll release 20 boxes for sale and they will be available until all 20 are sold out.

How much do they cost?

The price for each box starts at a paltry $50,000, and they will go down at random intervals until someone decides to buy them. (Sound familiar? We used to do something similar called Woot Locker back in the day. The reverse-auction part is the same, but there’s no livestream this time).

How much are they worth?

The retail value of each box is $2,000.

What will I get?

You will get a large box that is filled with different combinations of products.

What kind of products are in each box?

Each box is different! Some of the POSSIBLE items:

  • PlayStation 5 Slim
  • Apple iPad (10th Generation)
  • Vitamix Con A3300 Ascent Series Smart Blender
  • Canon EOS Rebel T7 DSLR Camera | 2 Lens Kit
  • DEWALT 20V MAX 4-Tool Combo Kit
  • CHEFMAN Multifunctional Digital Air Fryer
  • Ninja TB401 Detect Kitchen System
  • Acer Chromebook Spin 314 Convertible Laptop
  • Bose QuietComfort Ultra Wireless Noise Cancelling Headphones
  • Calphalon 10-Piece Pots and Pans Set, Stainless Steel
  • LEVEL8 Elegance Carry On Suitcase
  • Giant Lobster Claws
  • Lots of little rubber duckies

When can I buy one?

It’s up to YOU to choose when and if to buy one. The first customer willing to pay the current price on the offer page will be the recipient.

Can I buy more than one?

No. Once you buy one, you can’t buy another.

Are you sure this isn’t a BOC?

We promise you, this is NOT a BOC. That’s why it’s not called a BOC.

What if I just click “Buy” to mess with you guys?

ONCE YOU CLICK BUY, YOU CANNOT CANCEL. IT’S COMING TO YOU!

Once I get it, can I return it?

NO. THERE ARE NO CANCELS, NO RETURNS, AND NO REFUNDS. CLICK THE BUY BUTTON AND YOU’RE GETTING WHAT’S IN THAT BOX, AND YOU’RE KEEPING IT.

OK ALL 20 ARE SOLD! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!


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Oooh!

@pepper114: Get one for me.

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Wowza…woot woot! Let the fun begin!

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I plead the sixth!

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SO EXCITED

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Okay folks, we need to hold the line. Don’t feel tempted until we reach $0.01 or lower.

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Oh this will be interesting

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I think you are dreaming for it to go down to $0.01. Maybe $1,000.00 but that is pushing it.

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How will the price go down? Slowly over a couple of hours or random deductions?

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Oh boy I can’t wait to see all of these bought up when they’re way above my price range

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Yes!

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