Guys… do you have trouble with friends asking to borrow your tools and never returning them? Buy this and never have to worry about it again!
Not because your friends won’t want to borrow your tools. Because you won’t have any friends anymore!
I painted my impact pink (and now purple since I bought Eleven a pink impact - that would just get confusing!) and nobody has asked to borrow it since! 
for those with no sense of humour, or who somehow missed the picture, allow me to elucidate - IT’S A FREAKING JOKE!
You’d be surprised around here 
You shouldn’t wear dangly jewlery around power tools or egg beaters. Especially not around those spinny ones.
Right, I wear only gloves and eye protection when I’m working with spinny ones.
No pants? I’ve heard it’s fun to live dangerously.