Worst wedding gift?
The best two presents I got for my wedding weren’t on the registry. They Might Be Giants tickets and a painting of my grandmother’s.
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A gift certificate to the divorce lawyer.
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Abortion Gift Card
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A Prepaid Funeral plan.
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Lol
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A sympathy card, and verbal apology in advance for the family. 
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I didn’t realize people still registered for stuff. I definitely skipped that step and didn’t ask anyone for anything. I buy enough crap on woot anyway so it’s not like I needed a food processor.
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Sure to generate more excitement than a gender reveal involving fireworks
The Woot offer of 23 and me kits might be better choices.
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Now, those are memorable gifts. Sometimes the unexpected can be the most treasured and appreciated gift of them all.
Is there really a bad wedding gift? I mean, it’s the thought that counts, right? At least that’s how I was raised.
Best gift that we got and still use 23 years later - calphalon pots/pans/roasters AND Henkel knife set.
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having to go to a wedding. the pomp and circumstance of going to a friends wedding is awful. nobody wants to go to your wedding. the best gift would be letting everyone stay home. i got married at a courthouse
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Okay though, a question about the poll… Is the bag of diapers baby diapers or adult diapers?
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Indeed. My 17th anniversary was last week. I still have a hat from the concert and the painting hangs in my dining room.
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According to a survey of 1000 monkeys, these are the top 10 worst wedding gifts:
#10: Banana peels
#9: Barrel of monkeys game
#8: “I hate Mondays” poster from Futurama
#7: RID Shampoo
#6: A set of wheel rims
#5: Toilet paper
#4: An acre of desert
#3: Re-wrapped gift they gave you
#2: Gift certificate to Pier 1
And the #1 worst wedding gift according to 1000 monkeys surveyed:
A three piece suit.
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I agree, I don’t do registries nor give to them. In my opinion if people want to give they will, why put them on the spot…
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Does Pier One still exist?
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Yes.
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Is Pier One still in business?
Answer: No
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A buddy of mine and I were at a yard sale one Saturday morning. He picked up a mixer, still new in the box and obviously never used, and as a joke he said loudly, “Why, this is the mixer I gave you as a wedding present!” The young woman who was running the yard sale, and who was quite visibly pregnant, turned around with such a look of surprise on her face that we thought she might give birth right there on the spot. Someone had, indeed, given her the mixer as a wedding present and she thought she’d been busted.
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