YANXUAN Bidet Toilet Seat


YANXUAN Bidet Toilet Seat

What model is this?

The model number is actually in the URL but not in the listing itself, for some reason. It’s B084DM9PPF and here’s the listing on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/YANXUAN-Cleaning-Stainless-Deodorizer-Elongated/dp/B084DM9PPF

It’s $200 cheaper on Woot.

(Please note: I don’t work for Woot, I just volunteer to help out here on the forums.)

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So this washes my butt? No toilet paper needed? How long does it take to wash my butthole and dry it?

@bchlor4evr I hereby nominate you the bidet expert.

Thanks for the information. Learned something new :slight_smile:

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Sorry for the late reply, I was sitting on my bidet and waiting for my heinie to dry off. So the answer to the question is 9 hours. It takes 9 hours exactly to properly wash and dry using a bidet.

I guess you could use toilet paper to expedite the heinie drying part but that defeats the purpose of having the heinie washer in my expert opinion.

I hope that helps.

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I should add, because it’s a common misconception about bidets, the water that sprays your undercarriage doesn’t come from the bowl. It’s the same crisp, clean water that comes out of your tap. In fact I’ve heard some people use their bidet like a water fountain.

Alright kids, that’s all the time I have for today. Come back next week when we learn that one weird trick Woot doesn’t want you to know.

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One thing more…Generally, you should plug this into a GFCI outlet, so you may have to have one installed somewhere near your toilet if you don’t have one already.