You're almost done with your soup. Do you:

Yes.
do I? do I ever!
after I’m done bathing in “soup” then I serve it as free samples to unsuspecting membership warehouse customers
I set the bowl on the floor and call “licky licky” to my dog.
If it’s a soup I slurp it up. But if there is a hearty bread around…, I still slurp and eat the bread with toasted with some butter and maybe garlic. Nothing goes better with soup than some toasty warm garlic bread.
Wait for it to dry, scrape it off the bottom, chop it up into a fine powder then

snort it.
Good with leftover rice, stuffing, or useless croutons.
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By that time it’s cold, I usually push it aside.


Pick it up, but DON’T SLURP!
If it’s my egg drop soup, I put potato chips in it to sop it up!
What kind of soup? It makes a difference.
If I’m at home with no company, I’ll slurp it. If with company or out, I’ll leave it.
If there are solid pieces, eat with the spoon.
If it is liquid , then drink it down.
At home, I pick it up and drink it down.
At a restaurant, I pick it up and drink it down while my wife rolls her eyes. ![]()
I thought “TURN IT OFF AND ADD CREAM!!!” before I made it to the answers and realized my mistake. …however, unless it’s like a consommé or something, I would say I was still right.
