@Williamdavi How about this?
Blackened or Crispy?
There some complaints of a burning smell on first use but it seems to be the case for all toasters. First use is gonna smell, probably need to do turn it on a few times without anything in it.
Good price, it’s$20.84 at the mothership.
The metal shell of the toaster will fever during toasting. Sounds ominous
Toasters used to be all over Woot all the time back in the day.
NO I DONT LIKE IT
How about a lifetime pass to visit the DMV whenever you want?
I’m still stuck with the toaster I accidentally bought during the OMG deals lol
Not only that, but… 'Please don’t touch the shell until it losing heat for security. ’
I was looking for the “IT’S A TOASTER!” gif from Scrooged but couldn’t find it 
I threw that one back, but almost kept it. Is it bad?
I ALREADY HAVE THAT
YOU DON’T LIKE TOAST? ARE YOU EVEN AN AMERICAN?
SO GET ANOTHER ONE!
DMV as in department of motor vehicles or the metro DC area?
Maybe?