So… I’m mildly intrigued… But how exactly would this suction toy work for women? Asking for a friend…
Hope it’s not a refurb
So, your friend needs to… uh… well… That’s all the time for this lesson. See you next time!
Stimulate the bean. Similar application to a vibration device or stream of water.
If you have to ask…
Oh, so now the fun is exclusive to Prime members?
Ladyfriend explained that this toy gently applies suction to the sensitive area above her sensitive area, so she had named it her “hood sucker”.
Me: “Hood Sucker” is also the name of my Kanye West cover band.
Why would someone order a 2 pack? I welcome only the most hilariousest responses.
Song lyrics: I never promised you a vibrating rose garden…
But in all seriouslyness: If you gots two hands you can use two roses. Trust me.
Beginning to sound like cupping now…
In case one gets lost or destroyed when the earth-shattering o arrives?
Membership with benefits.
One for home, and one to keep in the car for long drives.
I just went shopping for flowers and well…
Did you stop and smell the roses?
They aren’t scratch and sniff?
Guessing they throw that thing into an autoclave for a refurb!