So… I’m mildly intrigued… But how exactly would this suction toy work for women? Asking for a friend…
Hope it’s not a refurb
So, your friend needs to… uh… well… That’s all the time for this lesson. See you next time!
Stimulate the bean. Similar application to a vibration device or stream of water.
WAD
If you have to ask…
🤣
Oh, so now the fun is exclusive to Prime members?
True story:
Ladyfriend explained that this toy gently applies suction to the sensitive area above her sensitive area, so she had named it her “hood sucker”.
Me: “Hood Sucker” is also the name of my Kanye West cover band.
Why would someone order a 2 pack? I welcome only the most hilariousest responses.
Song lyrics: I never promised you a vibrating rose garden…
But in all seriouslyness: If you gots two hands you can use two roses. Trust me.
Beginning to sound like cupping now…
In case one gets lost or destroyed when the earth-shattering o arrives?
“perks”
Membership with benefits.
One for home, and one to keep in the car for long drives.
I just went shopping for flowers and well…
Did you stop and smell the roses?
They aren’t scratch and sniff?
Guessing they throw that thing into an autoclave for a refurb!