I mean I know that every $1 is a $1 but this doesn’t seem to be much of an “Appsclusive” discount by “normal” Woot! standards. After applying the coupon it is $49.99 from the mothership so this is still $5 cheaper but “come on man” did Doug get promoted to Appsclusives now also. And I know, before anyone yaps about it, what is “normal” at Woot!
I did find myself chuckling a little as I typed “did Doug” considering today’s shirt is a DigDoug homage.
They also use the same grammar checker, or lack there of.
We meticulously prepared them for you buying pleasure, we are the right choice of you.
Tell you what, you go ahead and spend that extra $5 and then, since you’re throwing money around, toss about $5.55 my way so I can go shop at the fivefittyfivebelow. Thanks!
Pick me up a Squishmallow while you’re there thanks.
Ooooh… you know it!
And the map is lit up with how many Wooters have bought 1 in 45 minutes?? Does no one even look something up to see if they are really getting a deal or do they just believe that Dave wasn’t ever a used car salesman?
If you want a true Appsclusive deal on a 400 watt fog machine tonight then here’s you 1 for $29.99. 
No thanks, I’ll spend 2 minutes & save $15 so I can give you your $5 & still have enough for a BOC.
The reviews from 2019 overall aren’t very good. Something must have changed. 
(Switch from top reviews to recent reviews)
Im guessing your haven’t heard the term wootboozled yet. Lol
Everyone’s posts will disappear if they delete them. Some just take longer than others.
Yeah I didn’t mean to start a fight or anything. I really thought you were just messing around and I jumped right in there because I thought it was funny. Sorry.
I removed my posts because I get tired of the nasty messages. Nothing personal. Have a good day.
Fog fluid?
Does this fog machine connect to Alexa? I’d really like to automate so it turns on every time I emerge from my bedroom in the morning.
If you plug it into an alexa smart plug, maybe.
It’s sold separately.
Would you be playing Ozzy Osbourne crazy train?
No… maybe Thriller by Michael Jackson or Purple Rain by Prince (if the fog is purple).
I have not. I would appreciate it if you would share the meaning before I do it again. 
Agreed, I deleted mine as well. I tried to send you that last message last night as a private message but it said you weren’t accepting messages.