23andMe Ancestry Personal Genetic Service

London Broil. Yea it costs a bundle, but its a nice occasional treat.

Now to butter. Finlandia is the best. You can get it at a decent price at the Warehouse clubs

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The deli sliced American cheese is way better than Kraft singles. It’s not as salty and makes a great grilled cheese.

The price of everything is ridiculous, but cheese is still worth it.

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Omg I just googled that and it looks amazing. I’m in the south and I’ve ever heard of it. Now I’m hungry lol

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Oh for sure, I typically buy the deli slices in the package, usually sharp cheddar. But I do have some Kraft singles for certain situations. I’ve never actually gotten a price check on them at the counter. I’ve only seen the pre bagged deli ones they make in batches. But if the deli meat price of those are anything to compare it might actually be a lot cheaper than I’m thinking.

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I do genealogy for my family so I’ve done 23&Me and Ancestry. My mom had told us kids a long time ago that there was Native American & Irish on her side but I couldn’t find any evidence of it. Both kits said nope as well.

I went to a medium last year (say what you will, it was amazing and interesting). He asked about Native American heritage and that my mom was laughing. She made it up. Also she was sorry… not sorry.

Oh mom. You continue to taunt me. But you also called my ex a ā€œhorse’s assā€ in the session so
:fist_right: :fist_left:

on that.

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What a fun and interesting experience! Your mom sounds like she was a hoot :joy: Medium type experiences fascinate me and I would totally be curious to try going to one.

My grandma always said we had Samoan in our blood (we are whiter than Wonder Bread), turns out we just had family that immigrated and lived there for a bit before coming to the States :joy:

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I had no idea what to expect but had some things that I kinda wanted closure on and I got that. Just do your research. The one that I went to is the top one in Texas and top three in the US. All he knew was our names and he only wanted us to answer yes or no to information he presented/asked.

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Not sure his family earned the turmoil.

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I found out I have a half brother who predated my birth by two years…he didn’t attempt to locate family until we were >50 yrs old, and he was to be a grandfather; mainly for health history reasons at first.
Now, he’s an important member of our father’s side of the family. I gotta say it was wild, wonderful & a very cool and unexpected surprise!

jim carrey disbelief GIF

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MSO’s aunt does all the genealogy for his family. They have an old photo of a distant relative who they guessed was Native American because of how she is dressed. Nope, not at all. In fact, when he got his results, we were out to dinner with friends and he laughed that I married a Nigerian prince. Then he asked me to pay for dinner.

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I realize I’m coming back at this late, but I have strong opinions about sandwiches AND all ingredients comprising said sannitch:star_struck:

jk, but my biggest bias is use of REAL CHEESE ~ unless you’re abstaining from dairy-- PLEASE DON’T ingest ā€œCRAPT Singlesā€ or feed to your kids :grimacing:

Yes, nostalgia is fun and yeah, we ate it as kids~but only because We didn’t know better. It’s called cheese ā€œfoodā€ for reason: ā€œNOT cheeseā€ enough to print on pkg…

SNL: ALMOST PIZZA

Kristen Wiig Eating GIF

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A couple detectives knocked on my door one day. Big, tough guys and they had tears in their eyes. They said, ā€œThank you so much for doing a DNA test. You helped solve a homicide we’ve been working on for two decades.ā€ Then the victim’s family sent me the most beautiful bouquet of flowers with a lovely note. The best note you’ve ever seen. You wouldn’t believe it. The mayor, big guy with tears steaming down his face, gave me the key to the city and they had a parade in my honor. Many people are saying this was the best parade, the biggest parade. So true.

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Episode 1 Slow Clap GIF by One Chicago

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Will you run for President @bsmith1 ?
:smiling_face_with_tear: :upside_down_face:

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Wow. And you’re out already? :laughing:

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I would totally fake the results if they would take away 99.9% of my relatives no lie lock them all up!

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My results would probably be German Shephard & Irish Setter.

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I’d love a meme genetic template. Go total dad mode:
" Oh wow son! says right here I’m 2%… milk "

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What a relief when I got mine back this January

Came back 100% human from earth…

Wheeeew

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So 0.1% in-laws
99.9% outlaws?

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