Are you going to go see that new "Indiana Jones" movie?

Are you going to go see that new "Indiana Jones" movie?

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No thank you. I’ll watch Crystal Skull again rather than this dreck.

Heck, this would be more entertaining than Dial of Destiny:

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The one with the ark?

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Hey yall, they posted the AmazonBasic CPAP machine here

As for Indiana Jones, we dealt with this a few weeks ago. Hollywood majors in the minors of what makes movies fun. It sank Crystal, and I will not waste brain cells on the last installment. If I have a desire for Indiana nostalgia, I am turning on the originals.

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Sure. Or not. IDK. I like the series, but there’s a lot of life to live and a finite amount of time.

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I see what you did there… I think…The dial of destiny = Escaping Limited time

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Nope!
No Way Do Not Want GIF by NASA

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Not Indiana Jones related, but kudos to whoever wrote this. I had a genuine laugh out loud moment.

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Not Gonna Happen No Way GIF by CBC

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Yeah… no. Nothing hollyweird re-boots, re-imagines or re-makes is worth a damn. I’ll stick to the originals…

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Ohh good time to spin conspiracy of the interwebs…Someone theorizes that Indiana Jones are the dreams of Han Solo while frozen. If that theory was real, the last two Jones could have been interesting. Also no wonder he dreamed about having his dad being an aged James Bond because he feels bad for Luke.

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Darth Vader Father GIF by Star Wars

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Both Indiana Jones and Han Solo shot first . . .
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I’ll wait until it comes to streaming.

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No movies for me.

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I’ll go to someone’s house with air conditioner and rent it

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Oh it was great!

It was fun. Exactly what you want out of an Indiana Jones movie: fun!

Going with my own Rotten Tomatoes rating here:
Raiders: 95%
Last Crusade: 94%
Dial: 89%
Temple of Doom: 84%
Crystal Skull: 79/80%

All five movies are rewatchable and fun, and Indy grows and changes as a character throughout all five movies (and since he’s such a fun character, who cares if he impacts the events of Raiders at all).

Crystal Skull would rank higher if Steve the Beef wasn’t cast as Indy’s son, and if the aliens were from outer space and not another dimension. I could easily forgive Mutt’s Tarzan moment if it were performed by a better actor.

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Maybe I’ll check a pirated version sometime but otherwise nope. Not going to waste my drachmas on Hollywood disappointing me when I have Woot that has done that dependably for years.

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The next one will be called, “Indiana Jones And The Colostomy Bag”.

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Almost happened


His classic flyer crashed landed. Per FAA inquest, his “recall of events was difficult”…scary what was cause and what was effect.

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