drums
Why are none of you in the Woot Bundesliga Fantasy League? @manlapig needs some internal competition! ALERT: Bundesliga to resume May 16! Join now. Join now!
{Shamaylannnan Twist, the Hornets ARE ALIENS!}
At one time or another (but not anymore), I played the violin, the bass violin, and piano.
Brian is a problem employee and he’ll get what’s coming to him
{Looks} But… but there’s nothing behind here but the soulless vacuum of space! EXTISTENCE IS A LIE!
{rimshot}
Who do I have to bribe to get a shout-out to somebody through the app?
Aren’t we all problem employees? Poor Brian!
The stories I could tell…Yes, I lived in Minneapolis actually had opportunities to go to Paisley Park after a Prince concert (he gave them for FREE AFTER his concerts in the dome) at 3am in the morning. The rest, I do not recall…or will never admit to.
We call Moofi events Open Box, since it’s easier for newbies to understand. But we still call them Moofi internally.

Get to work people! I need a Baby On Carrots.
extistence… is that a Trumpism??? @notmatty
What’s the best cold brew?
Why can’t you search by “words” on the app? …if I am looking for a sound bar I need to look through pages to find one…
If you weren’t wooting, how would you be spending your life?
Strategic Storytelling
I’m lighting up my cigar with a $100 bill as we speak
