Automatic Handsfree Male Adult Toy

Automatic Handsfree Male Adult Toy

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I’m sorry what is that third photo :joy::rofl:

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Where do those earbuds plug in?!

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Ok. I think this is a tactical dust buster that plays birdsong while you use it to get the crumbs out of the keyboard. The birdsong is the tactical part.

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I’m wondering the same thing lol, that silhouette in the back tho implies whatever music is playing is really good! Shame it doesn’t have Bluetooth!

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Truly a versatile piece of equiptment!

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The new iPud!! Can’t wait to see how my smartless podcast sounds on this

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Nah, that is a blow up doll. If it was a woman, there would be no need for the toy.

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The fact that it has a 12V car charger is troubling.

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Oh God, you might be right :joy: upon further inspection it most likely IS a blow up doll :sob:

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Oh lordy

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I’m confused by both the last image’s inclusion of headphones and the line item " * TPE Vocalization" in the listing. If this thing talks, then what’s the point? :rofl:

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Didn’t this sell-out already?? Found MORE??

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Replaces earlier model’s HDMI slot.

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Hands free? There are people who never know what to do with their hands, except at this exact time. That’s their one moment of occupied hand time without crippling self-consciousness. Why take that away from them Woot? Why?

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Is this returnable? If… it doesn’t meet my expectations

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If you look at the stats by state…
These are really hot in Wyoming. Must be lonely there. Or, perhaps there are a lot of people without hands living there.

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Finally!

Something for the DUDES on woot!

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Oh there more just not easy to find. Lol

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