Kid who uses this plate(as a grandpa):
In my day all we did is play with our food! Build forts out of mashed potatoes, tiny steamed carrots as wimpy cannons. Known one even knew what to use Brussel sprouts for…
What is this eating of the food bullsh-
Aiden! Those are our grand kids you’re emotionally dismissing…
I know, I know, Apple.
It’s just that…
I just don’t get it, kids these days.
Harumph… I’ll just go back to watching things that make sense, like my wheel of fortune,
Just like my great gran pappy used to do.
Guess ‘s’ you dumbas-
Aiden!
Ascot, he’s a dumb ascot!