Derby Preview #777: Funny Shirts!

Give me some light-hearted humor! We all need to laugh sometimes, make shirts that will make someone giggle when they see you wearing it.

No toilet humor, I’ll accept Dad jokes, but I won’t accept jokes about illness, disease or sickness.

No politics, no cream shirts.

*This Derby begins MONDAY August 31st at 8pm, CST. & ends MONDAY September 7th at 8pm, CST. The three winning designs will be featured as the Daily offers Tuesday-Thursday. Great designs that don’t win may be included in an Editor’s Choice sale on Friday, so be sure to check back and see who makes the cut!

Please be sure to have your artwork ready to submit with your entry as part of the new submission process!

If you want to submit any off-topic designs, submit here!

If you are new to the derby and want to participate, WELCOME! Also, in addition to the rules above please check out our content guidelines here so you know what works and what doesn’t over here at Woot!

You can also download updated templates for your artwork over here . Happy designing

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out of context

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Who knew?

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Wholesome humor :blush:

Hi, im new here, what do you mean toiler jokes and cream shirts? thanks

Cream shirts are ones designed to be on cream-colored backgrounds, like these: https://shirt.woot.com/catalog?color=cream .
I imagine no toilet jokes means no jokes about poop or toilet paper.

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My shirt for next week is pretty terrible.
Is your as equally as awful?

If anyone is stuck, work through this playlist, consider it a primer for bad dad jokes… They grew up watching this…

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Thank you!!! I grew up watching this series and don’t remember ever seeing this one…LOVE IT! Thanks for the laugh today. I’m envisioning a t-shirt from you with a bottle of champagne with the “popper’s face” as the cork. LOL

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Hmmm. I can’t believe I’m typing this, but here we go. Does a pteranodon poop joke count as toilet humor?

Probably a very old one.

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Insert joke about holes in shirt.

I don’t think it can be called Champagne if it’s coming from a town named Tootsie-Lavandre :stuck_out_tongue:

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