Digital Crap on the App

Your attitude is at a new high today.

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that’s just high altitude

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Picture this

I buy myself a sweet t-shirt, maybe its acraigl’s turkey one for the upcoming holiday. And you watch me open it. Then I toss you a keychain.
How does that make you feel?

  1. Included, thanks
    Or
  2. Why didn’t I buy you a tshirt since it was such a good deal?
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I didn’t want a t-shirt

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I don’t think pumpkin spice chapstick is real.

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I don’t think you’re real

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You’re missing the mark. If I bought Mrs. Wootson a tee shirt, she would be upset.

If I buy myself a tee shirt, she will be upset, but slightly less so if she got a small, inexpensive (cause she’s already pissed I wasted $ on another tee shirt) item which says, thank you for indulging my Wooting, here is a token of my appreciation.

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Ugh.
This goes back to the bubble gum machine treat for good behavior thing.

Instead of a small token of your appreciation as an apology for bad behavior, why not get her something she wants and needs? Like name brand cheerios that don’t taste like fish.

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Wanna be my intern?

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Will you work on your attitude?

No, but I won’t ask you to make coffee.

You’ll ask me to buy coffee?

Not even that.

Go find a hobo outside and see if they’ll do it

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Have one, need two.

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Reference post above for stuff for Mrs Wootson.

And we are going through 2 boxes of Aldi’s Millville Pumpkin Crispy O’s a week!

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She has my sincere condolences.

Gross.

Ohio is a long commute

You get your own cubicle.

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Company car?