Your attitude is at a new high today.
that’s just high altitude
Picture this
I buy myself a sweet t-shirt, maybe its acraigl’s turkey one for the upcoming holiday. And you watch me open it. Then I toss you a keychain.
How does that make you feel?
- Included, thanks
Or - Why didn’t I buy you a tshirt since it was such a good deal?
I didn’t want a t-shirt
I don’t think pumpkin spice chapstick is real.
I don’t think you’re real
You’re missing the mark. If I bought Mrs. Wootson a tee shirt, she would be upset.
If I buy myself a tee shirt, she will be upset, but slightly less so if she got a small, inexpensive (cause she’s already pissed I wasted $ on another tee shirt) item which says, thank you for indulging my Wooting, here is a token of my appreciation.
Ugh.
This goes back to the bubble gum machine treat for good behavior thing.
Instead of a small token of your appreciation as an apology for bad behavior, why not get her something she wants and needs? Like name brand cheerios that don’t taste like fish.
Wanna be my intern?
Will you work on your attitude?
No, but I won’t ask you to make coffee.
You’ll ask me to buy coffee?
Not even that.
Go find a hobo outside and see if they’ll do it
Have one, need two.
Reference post above for stuff for Mrs Wootson.
And we are going through 2 boxes of Aldi’s Millville Pumpkin Crispy O’s a week!
She has my sincere condolences.
Gross.
Ohio is a long commute
You get your own cubicle.
Company car?