Got it
Creative and roleplay. Should be fun.
Is it my phone or what?
- Furniture can combine to fit all friends; push 2 beds together for a larger one
For all friends? It’s that kind of party, huh?
Don’t use wifi
I tried to buy this at 12 cst on there dot, it sold out while I was checking out. It seems this style out in under 15 seconds. What was the point of even doing this? I get that flash sales are quick, but seconds? 
Got through checkout and it showed paid then there’s this what gives?!
(VMod edit: Removed your personal info.)
I was robbed!
- I removed your personal info.
- It’s just like B0Cs - Your payment was accepted, but they ran out of inventory before assigning one to you.
(Please note: I don’t work for Woot, I just volunteer to help out here on the forums.)
Yeah so…
11:58pm CST: Logged in through Amazon prime? Yup. CHECK!
11:59-12:00: REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH… OKAY! There it is, a $1 dollhouse! My 2yo (and 4mo) will love it! And my wife won’t even mind!
BUY.
CHECK-OUT.
What?!?! LOG IN TO AMAZON ACCOUNT?!?!?
ARGH.
Put in password, wait for 2-step verification code…
12:01am: Put in code.
VOP?!?!??!?
SOLD OUT!?!?!?!?!
I hate you Woot.
(Sometimes, at least)
No happy birthday wishes from me right now!
(But I’ll get over it when I wake up)
Yeah that sucks but thanks
Hint:
Log out of the Woot app a couple of minutes before the rollover, then log back in again.
(At least, it helps me that way.)
Woot: “Cool items for $1”
Us: “Yay!”
Amazon Overlords: “Uh Woot? You can’t do that. You’ll lose money. Our money.”
Woot: (whispers) “Don’t worry we only have like 4 dollhouses in stock. No one will actually be able to buy one.”
Amazon Overlords: “So what’s the point?”
Woot: “To make the puppets dance of course. Well that and to harvest their delicious tears.”
Amazon Overlords: That’s devious and evil. We love it. Your training is coming along well my apprentice."
Woot: 
LOL. Quantities are limited but not THAT limited.
Pro tip: the marker box is the chimney.
- You got it already?
- Wow. I just noticed that picture. I’ll have to keep that in mind when I give the dollhouse away.
We just finished assembling. The toggles that hold the book on the back are secured with a nut and bolt. Those tiny nuts were impossible to tighten without a proper socket wrench. Otherwise easy enough. Kid helped a lot!
Kid won’t let me draw a murder scene on one of the pages…
Wait, I was planning on drawing a murder scene on one of the pages.
My kid will probably grant you permission to do that on your own.