Now that there’s no Digital Crap, how/when can we win BOCs? Or are they kaput too? What corporate genius decided that taking the fun out of Woot! was a good idea? I miss the old Woot!
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Did you not strike disappointing gold in the last woot off a few days ago?
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Monthly Woot-Offs
Pointless Pushes from Woot! App periodically
Appsclusive deals on the Woot! App periodically
Various activities during Shenanigans’ Weeks (aka Mischief, Mobile Maddess)
Giveaways periodically for MEGA BOC
Also, we have a shirt for that!
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I hear they are diverting resources to develop a VR shopping experience in which wooters can fight each other Black Friday style to obtain a BOC.
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There’s even a bathroom experience built in where you have to pee but you can’t because the magic erasers are at 3% left and you need both hands to get a BOC.
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What if one is an octopus?
Did the octopus update their shipping address?
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Can we choose our opponents? I unchoose @RebelTaz .
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Perhaps.
It’s a Woot Budget. You might have to choose which one of the 4 VMODS you want to play as like in the old Super Mario.
But his credit card is expired and he doesn’t know the 3 digits on the back of the new one.
Well, that’s stupid; penguins can’t even climb ladders or jump!
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Neither can toadstools.
Enough toadstools and anything is possible. Especially liver failure.
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That could be the new Woot motto right there.
Besides, did you really want to play as @davejlives in a crowd of children trying to collect all the pokemon?
I addressed the ladder concern earlier this week, in the context of urinating on @benjaminleebates’s lettuce.
Green Grotto XX 🐢 It took 19 previous tries to finally get it right. - #5778 by Froodyfrog
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Oh no! The in-game currency is probably lettuce!
Yes. I was ironically quoting the shirt. ¯_(ツ)_/¯