Generic Rose Toy for Women

Generic Rose Toy for Women

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I wasn’t sure what this was until the fifth image, and then the sixth really drilled it home. Kudos on the discrete ad.


Pardon me, “tje” fifth image.

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It’s an air cleaner you wear as a necklace right? I can’t see anything because my contacts are coated in pollen.

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Keyboard vacuum is my guess.

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Maybe don’t stand so close to the pollenating flowers.


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That’s a good one. Does the opposite of pressing your buttons, that’s for sure!

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Pollen Souffle GIF

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ew GIF

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I guess that wasn’t the only BEAST in the movie…
beauty and the beast rose GIF

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Looks like they like it Minnesota.

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Looks like something for WAD. Gonna have to think about this. After I pay the neighborhood kid for mowing the lawn, I probably should pay my income taxes. Hmm… Does look interesting though.

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You’ve got days to pay those taxes and probably a year before they realize you didn’t pay them.

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Will they let me bring my rose to jail with me?

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But didn’t the .gov just hire 30,000 ARMED IRS agents? Think of how dangerous they would be if they also had guns!

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It probably depends on what you’re in for.

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I’m not afraid of people with arms.

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Tax evasion? YOU JUST TOLD ME NOT TO PAY MY TAXES.

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It’s just flippers that bug you?

REFUSE EMBARASSMENT!

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I didn’t tell you not to pay them. I just said they won’t notice for a while if you don’t.

So what else did you do? Did you wave your arms around at the wrong time during the church rendition of Up on the Rooftop? That’ll get you sent straight to the pokey.

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Ugh. I swear that didn’t have that last sentence when I replied. Send eye drops. And does that picture up at the top say “sharting” because I’m not so sure an air purifier could do much about that.

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