Giveaway! Enter before Monday 8/23/2021 [ENDED]


Welcome to this week’s giveaway!


We’re giving away crap and guts this week!!!



There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Bag o’ Crap - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit [Approx. retail value: $9.99]
(1) 4-pack of Cake Guts via Goldbelly. You will get two Oreo Birthday and two Vanilla Vanilla.



NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER

To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! I want cake for my ________” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, August 23, 2021 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Just reply/comment on this post and you’re done.


Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a potential winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums. If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner of the forums. You will also get an email from an @amazon.com email to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) Click here for info on updating your email address.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

And by the way, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be a legal resident of the 50 United States or D.C., 18 or older. Limit one entry per person and e-mail address. See Official Rules for details

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


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CRAP!!!

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Woot! I want cake for my….gopher guts

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You had me at ‘cake’. I am unclear if this is just cupcakes in a jar, but I want to investigate them all in one sitting.

Count me in!

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So… the cake isn’t a lie?

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Cake and Crap!
Wooooooooot!

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ham GIF

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Woot! I want cake for my 3 minutes of personal time that i get after my 3 kids (ages 5 and under) are finally asleep.

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Woot! Give me all the things!

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Woot! I want cake for my sweet tooth.

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Woot! I want cake for my cat’s first birthday!
cat GIF by kate spade new york

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Woot! I want cake for my birthday”

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Woot! I want cake for my 41st birthday that’s on August 29th!!

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CAKE

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Woot! I want cake for my mouth! I have this shirt on right now that I got from Woot!

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“Woot! I want cake for my Crap!!!

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Woot! I want cake for my Can’t-believe-I-got-out-of-bed-for-this-shit Day

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Woot! I want cake for my Tzatziki

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whatever you want really

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I like cake

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