Giveaway! Enter before Monday 8/9/2021 @ 4pm CT

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Welcome to this week’s giveaway!

We have some really nice sharp stabby things for you this week!



There will be **TWO (2) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) HENCKELS J.A International Statement 20-pc Self-Sharpening Block Set



NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER

To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! My current knives are so dull, they’ll barely cut _____.” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, August 9, 2021 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Just reply/comment on this post and you’re done.


Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a potential winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums. If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner of the forums. You will also get an email from an @amazon.com email address to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) Click here for info on updating your email address.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

And by the way, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be a legal resident of the 50 United States or D.C., 18 or older. Limit one entry per person and e-mail address. See Official Rules for details

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


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OOO! Sharp pointy things! YAY!

  • What a sharp thing to win!
  • Seems pointless to me…
  • I’ll be ready to cut loose if I win!
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0 voters

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YAY!!!

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entry

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I’m in

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These are bound to be sharper than what I already own.

Do yourself a favor and get a magnetic bar to mount to the wall. Throw out that wood block (or throw it on the fire). Or at least turn the blades over so you aren’t sawing into the block each time you take out or replace a knife.
I wouldn’t trust the self-sharpening feature.

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Sure

The dull knives I have?
They can’t even cut the cheese.
Block, that is. Cheese block.

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Woot! My current knives are so dull, they’ll barely cut through a mushroom! :mushroom:

Oh. They’re so pretty.

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Woot! I could use some new knives.

Woot! My current knives are so dull, they’ll barely cut:

  • The mustard
  • The muster
  • The Muenster
  • The mushroom
  • The marketing hype

0 voters

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I’m gunna cut cut cut… Cuttem outa my will

Woot! My current knives are so dull, they’ll barely cut the cheese.

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I swear I will only use these knives for good should I win them.

Of course, the definition of “good” can be relative.

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Woot! My current knives are so dull, they’ll barely cut butter!! :slight_smile:
butter craving GIF

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sharp af

Woot! My current knives are so dull, they’ll barely cut melted butter :weary::weary::tired_face:

Woot! My current knives are so dull, they’ll barely cut the mustard.

the ligaments of my enemies

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