Woot! With this crap, I will use it to bribe my 6 year old to do whatever I want him to!
“Woot! With this crap, I will be disappointed.”
Woot! With this crap, I will So disappointed that I will have to try to win/buy a new one just to ease the disappointment 
Woot, with this crap I will have a box opening party!
Woot! With this crap, I will do a happy dance!
Woot! With this crap, I will (fill in the blank).
Woot! With this crap, I will not be disappointed.
Woot! With this crap, I will bring peace to the world! Plausible, right?
Woot! With this crap, I will feed the hungry, clothe the naked, console the grief-stricken and bring about world peace… or I’ll post a picture of it on the internet.
Woot! With this crap I will get
Things that I needed, I bet;
None that I knew of before,
Please give me some more, therefore
So we can all just forget…
this awful poem.
Woot! With this crap, I will make my coworkers jealous
Woot! With this crap, I will self actualize…
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Woot! With this crap, I will take over the world with Mojo Jojo by my side!
Woot! With this crap, I will be complete.
“Woot! With this crap, I will donate to a Sloth Sanctuary”
Woot! With this crap, I will finally be able to fill the empty void inside my heart with something!
Woot! With this crap, I will sit at my desk and look like I am working until I receive further instructions from Woot, my Dear Leader.
feign disappointment!
Woot! With this crap, I will promise to not complain.
Woot! With this crap, I will probably complain about how crappy free crap is, say woot was better before Amazon, then donate crappy crap I won’t use and add the rest of the crappy crap to the crap that I already have in hopes of one day using said crap.