GREEN GROTTO 007 - Secretly Social Distancing since 2014.

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You cooked him?

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He threw his flippers in the air and waddled off into the afternoon sunshine.

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Huh?? DAMMIT PEPPER, I NEED TO KNOW!! WHERE DID HE GO?

I know he’s watching.

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Him? He’s over here

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That one’s locked!! He commented on a penguin shirt the other day but I haven’t seen anything since. Come home @qazxswe

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Easter Survival Kits from a restaurant in a near-by suburb of Dallas. The kit includes 4 rolls of toilet paper, and Easter egg decorating how-to instructions. Really cute and amusing!

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The whiskey cake is the best cake I have ever had!
They also have cocktail kits to make 6 drinks with your choice of 5 cocktails.

On this one, just scroll down a little, and click on the tabs that say Easter Dinner, and Brunch.

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Who cares what their name is?
Just write a name down & throw the pills at them.

ps… get a pocket warmer, put it on your head all the way to work.
Instant fever!
Cough once…
2 week paid vacation cooped up in your house!

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Just spent a half hour in the basement, the sirens were going off. It moved out really fast, traveling at 50 mph. Winds were in the 60s and 70s.

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Be careful poof!

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Watching a movie this afternoon on TV (one of the Star Trek).
Looked out the window & there was 4 cop cars parked in the road at the end of my driveway.
I thought “YAY! Something different is happening in our quarantined lives”!
2 cars still had their lights going & the cops were really just kinda standing around.
Should I bring them donuts? SHIT! WE HAVE NO DONUTS!
I went out to see what fun stuff was going on…
One cop said there was a report of a dude walking down the road waving an ax around.
They all came out to see.
I guess there isn’t much to see lately, so they all came out.
“Nope, but I’ll keep on the look-out now”! I told him.
The worst thing:

There was a crazy dude walking down our little-used road waving an ax and I missed seeing it?? SHIT!

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You need to be more vigilant! Watch the window instead of the TV.

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ummm… i didn’t keep/catch up again. 2 many…

so at the end of feb… mr. micks daughter called and said she did not know she was pregnant (like one of those life times movies) and the baby will be born in april.
we were floored…ain’t going to lie. her husband died in july… od/heart attack.
baby has a different dad.

i swear…the people IN my life ARE a f#cking lifetime movie!

new grandson born today. lucas carter not quite 7 lbs.
i will post a pic when he is not so naked in the pics we got so far.

ya know his mom is 35 years old. the docs call her a geriatric mom at 35 WTF!!! she did great the baby is great.

and life just goes on. lol!!!

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[url]Dropbox - Wooster Song.mp3 - Simplify your life

(sorry for the delay)

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went shopping at the meijers … no tp none nothing on the shelves.
anyways…
i am friendly with the produce guy,… buddy is what he goes by… talk to him all the time. we think alike on lots of things.
he is there…so i say to him dude? when and how can i buy some stupid TP my dad doesn’t have any, took 2 rolls from my house and i don’t have much…

he says there are pallets of it back there…but they only bring it out at 8 am for the hordes.

he went back there and got me a 12 pack. nice…
but I WAS the only person in the whole store with TP!!!

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and here is some gifs!

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Blind Artist Creates Spellbinding GIFs

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