How often do you trim your nails?

How often do you trim your nails?

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When there’s too many. You can only keep so many in those jars.

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When my wife complains that her legs have more cuts from my toenails raking her at night than from her shaving them.

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You know that thing when you are in high school and your boy scout troop is doing a Christmas tree pick-up and your friend’s dad owns an appliance store so you are riding around in the back of a delivery truck all day picking up trees from people’s houses in an effort to raise money for camping trips and it’s actually a pretty good time, but every 10th tree or so is flocked in artificial snow that gets all over you and in your lungs, so you take turns with the other guys on who has to grab the flocked trees and then you come to a cul-de-sac with a huge overly-flocked abomination and it’s your turn so you jump out of the truck to get the tree but your buddy is driving the truck and drives away while the rest of the guys laugh so you grab the too heavy to lift monstrositree and start dragging it down the road yelling for the truck to come back and after about 75 ft you realize you have left a long trail of fake snow through the middle of the cul-de-sac so you just stand there waiting for the joke to get old and for the truck to come back and you finally get the tree into the truck and leave but then your troop leader gets an angry phone call from a resident of said cul-de-sac so you have to go back and sweep up your trail of likely carcinogenic snow while getting glared at by a cross-armed cul-de-nutsac because even though flocked trees are stupid and your buddies were the actual jerks in the situation, you are technically at fault because the zig-zag designs you made while dragging the tree an extra 50 ft were definitely intentional? That stuff is so hard to clean out of your fingernails.

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Never.
It’s a “Life Style” choice.

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Claw her with yer tootsies once too many times and prepare for this:

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Trim nails? or bite them off from stress?

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I follow the rule of “if it snags ya” clip ‘em!

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They are so beautiful. Reminds me of bear paws.

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I cut them in order to avoid breaking em. That’s a big time ouchie!!! :persevere:

Every six weeks during a pedicure.

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Sorry, but that is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. To each his/hers own, but REALLY!

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OH wow, thats horrible! :laughing: LoL
No Way Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

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Black Cat GIF

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Only as often as needed to not have them seem like shanks at the end of my fingers. No really like once every other week.

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I’m not really into feet, but…

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Do you buy bandaids in bulk?

No cats here. Just catshirts. And I watch a lot of Kittisaurus/Claire Luvcat videos:

(English title: I’m Living with 10 Cats!)

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