There’s no way this could go wrong.
I’ll hide it outside under the fake rock next to my house and car keys.
That’s some wicked high-tech storage right there.
No internet access to this at all.
Let see them try to hack into this
If you write your password in cursive they’ll never figure it out.
Oh, Texas. You let me down.
I could have used this eleven years ago when I was mining bitcoin and locked it in a truecrypt file and have since lost the password.
Indiana knows! You can’t get the passwords, if you can’t get in the house!
I would leave this out in the middle of the coffee table and fill it with tiny URL’s to the most bug-ridden hacker websites from around the world… Maybe some scary one’s too
Have a nice day!