Wolf?! What is woot becoming, Bad Dragon??
WTF?
Wowza
I’m certainly learning a lot from Woot -
More than I ever wanted to know….
First it was camel toes
Now it’s squirting wolf dildos?
Instead of Doggie style, it is now Wolfie/Woofie style.
Take note:
You are limited to ordering only 10
And it had a 90 day Woot! Warranty!!!
Some things should just not be returnable
Figures.
I don’t check in for a day, and Woot decides to put out a veritable smörgåsbord of content. I have like a thousand jokes I could use for this, but I’m not wasting them on post #15.
Sorry, but it won’t be nearly the level of exposure I need to bring out the animal in me.
That’s why they offered this, too!
I see what you did there!
I was thinking of buying it, but Woot needs to also sell someone to use it with me before I commit.