Well shit why didnt i think of this first. woot would you like to sell a bag of my lawn clippings? Or how about some of my rotten crab apples. I can cut you in on a deal if you buy in bulk.
I already bought your lawn clippings, my room mate used to sell us dime bags of these in college. Let me tell you they sucked. All we would do is hyperventilate.
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